92 questions answered

Today I was feeling all romantic and hopeful for like 10 seconds. I was gonna write this blog in this really clever format, about how I don't know you, but I know a few things about you. And then I'd list all these sweet and endearing qualities about the future mister. And then I came back to reality and decided to answer these 92 stupid questions instead. Recently, a friend of mine told me he could find out all sorts of things about me, all my dirty secrets and all my best stories. I rolled my eyes and promptly informed him that none of my good stories are "out there," but I'll give y'all this little teaser.

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? No.
2. You talked to an ex today, correct? No, definitely not.
3. Have you taken someones virginity? inappropriate!
4. Is trust a big issue for you? yah
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? define recently. and define hang out... i suppose that's a no, then. 
6. What are you excited for? Husker football, baby!
7. What happened tonight? nothing. absolutely nothing.
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? i thinks it's disgusting when people of any gender get really wasted. i think it's more disgusting that this question is so fucking sexist.
9. Is confidence cute? no - it's sexy, bitch.
10. What is the last beverage you had? wine.
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? zero.
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? yeah...
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? hopefully go home after a long day of tailgating and football.
14. What are you going to spend money on next? it's looking like booze... for tailgating! which is totally acceptable!
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? no.
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? good lord I hope so.
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? Whitney
18. The last time you felt broken? every. single. day.
19. Have you had sex today? no!
20. Are you starting to realize anything? no...?
21. Are you in a good mood? I've had two glasses of wine, so...
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? I AM a shark! but in all seriousness... I guess. The sharks they throw you down with are not even that scary. C'mon.
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? I mean, same family of color. Not brown, but kinda that grayish bluish color. But mine are green sometimes and I don't think his are.
24. What do you want right this second? A lot of things I'll never admit to wanting.
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? Awwww, really? Sigh. Okay.
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? Yes.
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? No.
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? These questions.
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? Yes. I miss Whitney. I miss her always. 
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? Nope.
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? like literally the last male I was talking to? cuz that was my daddy, and I def don't hate him. but minus my dad, it was the dude that worked at starbucks, who i also def don't hate because he gives me caffeine. and if you mean the last guy i was "talking to" like in the interested sense of the word, then ... no.
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? yeah, pretty sure he does. awkward.
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? definitely not.
34. Listening to? We Are Never Getting Back Together - Tay Tay
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? not usually, but every now and then, i suppose.
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? um. not for certain but i have a good general idea.
37. Do you believe in love at first sight? meh. not so much.
38. Who did you last call? my sister.
39. Who was the last person you danced with? my girls, at hour lounge.
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? because he's cute and smart and funny and... that's all that needs to be said about that, thank you very much.
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? i'm not really sure, possibly a few days after my brother's graduation party - in may or early june? 
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? nah, we're not really huggers/kissers.
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? like, every day, i'm pretty sure.
44. Do you tan in the nude? yup.
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? hell no. can't beat a first kiss in a pool, can you?
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? no. i can honestly say i have not done that in years.
47. Who was the last person to call you? my sistah!
48. Do you sing in the shower? every time.
49. Do you dance in the car? totes.
50. Ever used a bow and arrow? yah.
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? yesterday, interestingly enough. for our law school "senior transcript" book, which is like a yearbook but with a much longer list of cheesy accomplishments under your suit-clad photo.
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? totally, but i love the shit out of them.
53. Is Christmas stressful? not really, no. once presents are purchased, I feel pretty good.
54. Ever eat a pierogi? yes! om nom nom.
55. Favorite type of fruit pie? can pumpkin count as a fruit? no? eh. peach i guess.
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? astronomer or marine biologist
57. Do you believe in ghosts? not really
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? yep
59. Take a vitamin daily? yep.
60. Wear slippers? not usually
61. Wear a bath robe? not so much anymore
62. What do you wear to bed? Depends on the season. Shorts and a tank, or sweatpants and a tank, or, if it's really cold, leggings, sweatpants, socks, tank, long sleeve, sweatshirt and a beanie.
63. First concert? 311.
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Target. duh.
65. Nike or Adidas? no preference.
66. Cheetos Or Fritos? cheetos.
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? sunflower seeds, fo sho!
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? Ours
69. Ever take dance lessons? yah. ballet for like a billion years. pointe, jazz, hip hop, modern (ugh), lyrical.
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? not particularly, no.
71. Can you curl your tongue? yes.
72. Ever won a spelling bee? no.
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? yeah, it's so embarrassing. i usually only cry during movies when there is something super happy going on. i don't cry much when i'm sad.
74. What is your favorite book? only one? White Oleander.
75. Do you study better with or without music? depends. the music has to have no words basically.
76. Regularly burn incense? no.
77. Ever been in love? yeah, i guess (vom)
78. Who would you like to see in concert? MGK (duh)
79. What was the last concert you saw? MGK! (duh!)
80. Hot tea or cold tea? cold usually, but hot black tea is delish.
81. Tea or coffee? coffee
82. Favorite type of cookie? sugar cookies
83. Can you swim well? haha. yes.
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? yes...? is that a skill?
85. Are you patient? not particularly.
86. DJ or band, at a wedding? DJ
87. Ever won a contest? i don't think so.
88. Ever have plastic surgery? haven't. would if i needed it i suppose.
89. Which are better black or green olives? black! unless we're talking about olives soaked in vodka - then green, obvs.
90. Opinions on sex before marriage? whatevs. don't rape people and i don't care so much what ya'll do.
91. Best room for a fireplace? living room. ormy imaginary fabulous library in my super amazing future house.
92. Do you want to get married? psh. yes.